"If I Were the President"
(To be sung to the Four Tops' "If I were a Carpenter...")
If I were the President...and you hurt my Nation...
Would you label me IGNORANT?! Why'd you label Bush IGNORANT?!!**
Won't you bite me, Medyuh?!!
If I'd SLAUGHTERED Waco's kids...would you still love me?
Ohhhh...considerin' the necks I'd break...don't reckon you'd like me much...
[To Slick Willie hisself]
SHAME on you fer Kosovo...SHAME on you fer Waco!!
Boy, now yer dealin' with Justice Time...MUD'll haunt all yer tomorrows!!
If I sang accross this Land...could ya still IGNORE ME?!
I'm tellin' ya, Billie, "RUSH IS GOOD!!"
I'd love you to LOATHE ME!!!
If I wuz a Builder...could Left's thugs find me?!
We'll overthrow Vile DemocRATS...
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!!!
If I were the Governor...and you were a lady...
Well, now...would ya deny me, silly wench?! Won'tcha ICE THAT DOWN, BABY!?!
If I were the President, and you were my Jewel...
Now, would ya Kiss My Flame? (Would you, Fragile Flame?)**
Won'tcha love me, lady?!
OuterBanksMUDrevisited...9/18/01
BTW...the "**" is were I need the assistance of the FReeperGal Chorus...LOL!!
I think I'm gonna be mad
I think it's today, yeah
the traitor who brought us all down
is gettin' away, yeah
Slick's got a ticket to ride
Slick's got a ticket to ride
Slick's got a ticket to ride
the sheeple don't care
I don't know why he's not in the clink
he didn't play fair, he didn't rule right you see
he left us souvenirs in the sink
he wasn't impeached, he hasn't paid for his spree
I think I'm gonna get mad
'cuz China bought Slick, yeah
and no one's arrested his butt
it's making me sick, yeah
Slick's got a ticket to ride
Slick's got a ticket to ride
Slick's got a ticket to ride
and Ashcroft don't care
and Ashcroft don't care
and Ashcroft don't care