[Ol' Sox]

Let me get this straight, we are now at "Holy" war against the Taliban? Or is this against Islam in general? Who else are they at "Holy" war with? Does anybody write these things down anywhere? Is there a ledger of Holy Wars in effect or maybe a scorecard where we can see the won/lost records for the various combatants?

Israel, no doubt, is at "Holy" war.

I also think that the Muslims are still fighting the Christians in the Muluku Islands of Indonesia.

What about Salmon Rushdie? Is that a holy war or a holy contract?

Wait a sec, are we still at Holy War with Iran? I don't seem to remember a Holy Peace being declared after the hostage crisis twenty years ago.

Holy Mackeral, this is confusing.

[monkeyWrencher]

So, what are they going to do, throw camel turds at us?