Posted on 09/17/2001 6:30:59 AM PDT by Common Tator
In the Florida Democratic Primary for the Governor's race Democrats fear that Janet Reno may only get about 37 percent of the vote. Under the rules signed by Jeb Bush and passed by the Republican controlled Legislature, there is no run off required. The biggest vote getter will be the Democrat nominee even if that person gets a lot less than 50 percent of the total. With 5 people running Janet's 37 percent is expected to win, even though she trails Jeb Bush in the polls by a large margin.
One wonders why Democrats were not in favor of a run off in the 1992 and 1996 elections for president when Bill Clinton failed to get 50 percent of the total vote. But I am guilty of using logic. David Boies (Clinton Attorney) does not allow that.
The instant run off proposed by Democrats was trashed in principle by at least 3,749 brilliant Democratic experts when they testified on Natioal TV that not one Democrat out of 28,000,000 could handle a ballot as complex as the instant run off double take ballot.
When Democrats were asked if, when last voting, they saw an arrow pointing to Gore and another arrow pointing to Buchanan, 27,999,999.7 Democrats out of 28,000,0000 replied that the poll workers did not have bows and arrows. They went on to say that had they known that the native american weapons of mass destruction were being pointed at Gore, they would have filed suit in the Florida Supreme Court.
The chief Kangaroo at the Florida Supreme Court said, "Had we been presented evidence of arrows being used in polling places, we would have negated the election based on misuse of Native American Weapons." Nine of the seven Kangaroos on the court would have voted to do the only fair thing and award the election to Gore."
One Kangaroo wanted to know if Miss Use could ordered to his chambers to minister to his very pressing desires. That proved to be impossible. Miss Use was last seen entering a sleazy motel in Fairfax with Dick Gephardt in tow. It is rumored that Miss Use learned to do toes from Dick Morris.
However informed sources think Miss Use only does Gephardt's eyebrows. No one knows for sure exactly how.
This aspect of the Terrorist attack has not been publicized by the LameStream media and needs to be told to the People of Florida that the Attorney General under Clinton allowed terrorists to train in Florida.
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