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Rose of Texas,
I totally agree! Okay, here's a copy of my email I sent to my friends about a headshot and it being priceless.........

I wouldn't go for the head shot......... at least not yet. I would inflict painful little box cutter knife wounds on him first, one for each victim and their families as I read each of their names aloud, then rub salt and hot sauce on each wound, slowly, one at a time.

Of course I would record his screaming and send to all other evil beings, ie, sadam hussein, and then, when he starts screaming for mercy killing of him, I will have a leasurely 7 course meal in front of him first complimented by fine Budweisers, AND if I am in a good mood and not having pms, THEN I might go for the head shot. Now, THAT is Priceless!!!

PS: Sorry I am not behaving like a Christian right now, but I am so very very angry.

I shot his eyes out early on. So did mrs.parsifal. I asked her why. She said it is because we are paranoid. That we did not want him watching us. I think there is some other reason. Do we feel guilty? Did anybody else do that? If so, why?

Welllll, that's sorta good, but no headshot, please: we need to be able to easily identify his head once it's placed on the top of a pole. I'm dead serious; I really hope that once they kill him he's still identifiable. Just like Nicolae Ceaucescu and his wife in Romania a few years ago.

And you really need to work some pork products into your scenario. I want a national drive to start collecting bacon drippings - there's got to be *something* humiliating our military could do with a few tanker-trucks full of it.