. But...but...but...what about all those peaceful Muslims! .
PIG COUNTERMEASURES Not to make light of the recent tragic events in NYC, but I've been thinking about this pig thing with the Islamic fundamentalists. I must be going dingy because this thing sticks in my mind. If Muslims believe they can't get into heaven if they have been contaminated by the flesh of the swine, why not use this belief of theirs as a weapon against them? Now they all seem to want to be martyrs by dying for Allah by blowing themselves up or crashing aircraft into buildings. But what would happen if each commercial airliner were to keep a live pig on board? Hell, I bet they wouldn't even get on the airplane? There are lots of Islamic terrorists in the Philippines, but there have been no fatal hijackings there! The reason is that there are a lot of pigs (and chickens) on those airplanes! These guys couldn't afford to have the airplane crash! Next time I fly I'm going to carry a pound of bacon with me. If I get hijacked, I'll just whip that package of fat back out and watch those rag heads duck for cover just like vampires do when someone whips a cross on them! Better yet, we got all those environmentally offensive pig farms down in N. Carolina polluting the streams and whatnot. What do you think about loading all that pig crap aboard C-130's and spraying it over suspected terrorist sites a la Agent Orange?
**found on the geoff metcalf web site