Afghanistan Weather Report
The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The temperature looks to be a moderate 2,000 degrees with cool winds upwards of around 700 miles per hour.
It will definitely be a day for the sun block, and it wouldn't hurt to shake the dust off the lead suit in the closet. If you're planning on venturing outside in beautiful Afghanistan tomorrow, don't forget to drink plenty of fluids such as barium which shows up nicely when blasts of radiation flow through your body. Most of all, have fun out there in dusty Afghanistan and enjoy the old country while it's still there.