Stop Terrorism with Religion

Myself | 9/12/01

[JARthur]

If you want to stop terroist bombers who think they are going to go to Heaven for their deeds, buried them with pieces of a pig. If I am not mistaken, their own befief is that they would then go directly to Hell. Let them know this ahead of time, so they get to think about it. I read somewhere that the British did this in the late 1800's with Mosulim terrorist in India, and their problems stopped.

[AppyPappy]

The Quoran states that people who kill innocents will burn in Hell forever.

[KirklandJunction]

Uh, I can't help but say that the Brits got kicked out of India, and India now has their own native type government (such that it is) and their own religions.
...just finished reading about Ghandi!
Cheap shot for which I apologize, but we're all strung out a little too much. And we're all damn angry and don't know who to go hit.

[monocle]

Aren't most of these terrorists religious to a fault?

[STD]

Not with a nice cut of pork either, maybe a boars tongue or testicles. "Pork the Other White Meat"! Put the funeral on TV with whatever remains they find of these demons. Isn't it ironic that the healthnazi's have derided pork for so long, now it has the potential to save the day. LOL

[L,TOWM]

I say bury them with a leftie.

[truth_eagle]

The Quoran states that people who kill innocents will burn in Hell forever.

Unfortunately these SONS OF PIGS believe non-Muslim women and children are infidels and not "innocents".

[AppyPappy]

No they don't care. This is not a religious war. They had no idea how many Muslims were in the building. They knew the people in the building were innocent. They just didn't care.

[finnsheep]

The idea of wrapping the body of convicted, executed Islamic terrorists in pigskin also occurred to us. It is only by humiliating and degrading them before their people that we can stop terrorism by people willing to kill themselves to achieve their objectives. Killing them by the hundreds or thousands won't make much of an impression, I fear.

[truth_eagle]

Just like we sprayed Agent Orange in VietNam, we should spray concentrated PIG GUTS on those cheering crowds of Muslims.

[Wings-n-Wind]

This is gross..... but with this line of thinking, there is some merit.....
We are at war against a worldview.... a mindset.... fanatic ungodliness... in the form of a world religion (Islam)... vs. true faith in a true God.... ergo

A procession through NYC.... much like the Somali's paraded the corpses of our servicemen through Mogadishu.....

A loud noisy procession... with the "corpses" of the dead terrorist pilots... neing dragged through the streets... but when the cameras zoom in.... for international coverage... We stop the global gloating by a scene of angry New Yorkers... cheering loudly/ defiant.... and dragging with ropes through the streets ....

The form of an eviscerated pig.... dressed in the white shirt, epaulets, and raghead turban.... hung with the sign..... "Cowards and Murderers will Burn in Hell"

Apols for angry outburst

Regards,

[jdub]

I have been saying the same thing. I have emailed a ton of columnists, wrote letters to the editor, and told everyone I know that this is the way to deal with these people. I hope to see it in mainstream print soon. I don't take credit for the idea. My dad and I were talking about terrorism years ago and he mentioned that the Russians had had some problems with them, so they kidnapped the leader, killed him, buried him inside a pig carcass, and sent pictures back to his family, group, and anyone else they could think of. They had no more problems. This is the only way to fight those that do not fear death because of their religion.

[vtken]

For Bush's next TV speech...

I have directed today that Muslim suicide attackers be buried in pigskins, which defile their bodies and prevent their access to Muslim heaven. In addition, all current and future prisoners identified as Muslim terrorists will be switched to pork and water diets. I do this so as to ensure they will know they will not recieve the "rewards" their false mullahs are promising them when recruiting and training them as murderers.

And concurrently a new (secret) Presidential Directive

I hereby direct all United States intelligence assets to place pig entrails and other pork and pork by-products in the water supplies of all major cities in Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Pakistan and other countries later deemed to be Fundamental Islamic terrorist supporting nations.

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Note - the pigskin thing only "slows" down the path to heaven. But most of the US won't know that and the PR effect would be powerful.