Posted on 09/10/2001 7:31:53 PM PDT by Dixielander
1, Include your children when baking cookies.
2. High school dropouts cut in half.
3. Miners refuse to work after death.
4. Iraqi head seeks arms
5. Kids make nutritious snacks.
6. Hospitals sued by seven foot doctors.
7. Panda mating fails; veterinarian takes over.
8. Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers.
"Allies Push Bottles Up German Rear"
It would have been just fine of the copy editor had remembered to make "Allies" a plural possessive.
A couple of other good ones spring to mind, this one from the New York Post (where it may have been intentional):
"Martha Graham Beats Off Tax Man." And also, when the National Enquirer's owner died:
"National Enquirer Owner Goes to Meet With Elvis."
The Post also had a headline over a picture of Robert Reich and Janet Reno: "High and Mitey."
Some years ago a local newspaper received a "kudzu award" for the following headline.
Background: The organist at a church here quit his job to take one in Tucson. His name was J. Hooker.
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