Aniston Reveals Hair Secret

Internet Movie Database News ^ | Sept. 10, 2001 | IMDB News

[HHFi]

Actress Jennifer Aniston has revealed the secret treatment for her world famous haircut - horse shampoo. Despite advertising and declaring she used L'Oreal products because she was "worth it," the Friends star has admitting to reaching for the same cleanser as her four-legged friends. She says, "It's called Mane and Tail. You see how long and thick their tails are, right?"

[HHFi]

Further proof, as if any were needed, that Jennifer Aniston is not only disingenuous, she is a horse's ass.

By the way, the weekend after her obscene anti-Bush diatribe and her proud boasting of the way she and Brad Pitt taunted Jenna Bush appeared in Rolling Stone, her heavily-hyped movie "Rock Star" (with fellow Bush-basher Marky Mark Walberg) opened and tanked. A dismal third place at the box office, with its rear end kicked by a chop-socky remake of "Three Musketeers." Yee-ha! When will these Hollywood jerks learn that people like me out here in flyover country have started to refuse to pay for movie tickets to enrich liberals who insult us?

[classygreeneyedblonde]

I use that all the time it really works

[Moleman]

Aniston is an ass.

[Utah Girl]

That shampoo is great, it does work really well. I use it too (but my hair doesn't look like Jennifer Anniston's.)

[wheezer]

Sounds reasonable, but if she starts nailing her shoes to her feet, she better seek consuling. ;o)

[freedomcrusader]

It's no wonder the movie tanked. Metal is no longer mainstream, and the metal fans won't go see it b/c they screwed over the band which was the premise for the movie - Judas Priest. Dumb.

[isthisnickcool]

Hey Jennifer? What's 2 + 2?

JENNIFER: Clop, clop, clop, clop, clop?

[RikaStrom]

. She says, "It's called Mane and Tail.

How appropriate. Why does any group think she's hot stuff?

[GenXFreedomFighter]

Oh, Jennifer had another movie flop? Surprise, surprise. You'd think she'd give up movies by now and stick to flaunting her nipples on TV.

And I had no idea Marky Mark was a Bush-basher. Just when I had started to respect him...

[LarryLied]

Bet she uses Udder Balm too.

[HHFi]

Yeah, there was some awards show back during the election campaign, and Walberg and George Clooney came out and made some dumb comments about how stupid George Bush was. They've been relatively quiet since, then, so I don't hold it against them that much. I'll only skip "Ocean's Eleven" because Julia Roberts is in it. By the way, remember her last one, "America's Sweethearts?" Starred major Bush bashers Julia Roberts and John Cusack?

TANKED! Did better than "Rock Star" will, but still a major disappointment, considering the cast. When will it start to sink in on these people that Americans are sick of supporting jerks who insult them? Or do they all want a career trajectory like Alec Baldwin's?

[That Poppins Woman]

Mane & Tail is quite inexpensive and works great on human hair.

Bag balm is great on skin that's been ravaged by winter, and on feet.

Why are you making fun of products, of such obvious quality, that they can be used by the intended species and others?

[PuNcH]

Hollywood jerks learn that people like me out here in flyover country have started to refuse to pay for movie tickets to enrich liberals who insult us?

I hope they dont learn. The more rabid these hollyweird types become the better.

[HHFi]

I never said that humans couldn't use Mane & Tail shampoo. I just pointed out that Jennifer Aniston also uses it.

Let me be the first to say that I would never intentionally insult an intelligent animal like a horse by comparing it to Jennifer Aniston.

[OWK]

And all this time I thought it was "Something About Mary" hair gel.

[RikaStrom]

Why are you making fun of products, of such obvious quality, that they can be used by the intended species and others?

I think that mockery was more directed at Aniston than the products, which are good. But she's still a horse's hind end.

[LarryLied]

You are projecting again. I would never make light of the benefits of Udder Balm. Used it myself.

Know any good veterinary products to cure tapeworm? I seem to have this problem...

[diotima]

Wow, I am suprised it works I always thought it was a gimmick. Good to know...my shampoo is pricey. Sounds like it is time for a switch.

[Ditto]

When will it start to sink in on these people that Americans are sick of supporting jerks who insult them? Or do they all want a career trajectory like Alec Baldwin's?

If more folks did like me and see a movie maybe once every 3 years (the last was the Patriot and before that Apollo 13), these spoiled chimps would be living in trailer parks in Modesto. I won't tell you never to see a movie again, but make it a once a year kind of thing rather that wasting you money on these sorry excuses for stories and acting that Commiewood pumps out.

Screw Pop Culture.

[sakic]

Aniston is an ass.

Not just. The rest of the chassis is pretty hot too.