Somebody help me! Can I get a witness?! Amen, brother!!
I plan to have a copy of this when I have a BBQ (a vegan, pagan type) with sicko socialist friends in Santa Cruz, CA.
It has been my experience that most vegans are too tough and stringy to barbecue well. It is also difficult to differentiate most of them from those who harbor intestinal parasites.
I'd suggest barbecuing those who eat meat instead.