[boris]

So romantic: "A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, and a syringe full of oxytocin."

--Boris

[HighWheeler]

You can save on the bread, wine, fireplace, music, massage, charming conversation, and dinner if you just equip yourself with the quick and sure syringe of oxytocin.

Although I still prefer the former, I am beginning to think the only available women left anymore would settle for the latter.