WOW!!
Think this will catch on in Texas??!!
I say banish them to walk shoeless in India the remainder of their unnatural lives!!
I (kinda) apologize for making fun here -
it was a choice to either laugh or cry to think Americans could be so incredibly warped.
Wal, ma'am, ya see in Texis we don' rase 'em as pets.
Now ah don' kere if'n them varmits 'n tha res' of tha world eat meet r' not.
They kin eat bird crap cuverd tree branches if'n thet turns ther crank, but 'er in Texis, we lik big, thick T-Bone stakes.
If'n thet maks them oth'r varmits starve, then they ain't got tha sense God give a piss ant anyways, 'n they nede ta die n' mak sum room.