[SAMWolf]

Moderate not lest ye be moderated yerself.
Moderating's JUST A BIT more fun than being beaten with a slegehammer.
Moderation is a fatal thing: Nothing succeeds like excess.
Moderation is for monks and Moderators.
Moderation: A dirty job but someone has to do it.
Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile...
Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor
Moderator Motto: Excess is never enough.
Moderator Rule #1: Everyone hates you, so hate them back!
Moderator Rule #2: Warnings are for wimps!
Moderator Rule #3: You're NOT God... But don't tell anyone.
Moderator Rule #4: Off Topic posts are a threat to your manhood.
Moderator Rule #6: On Topic posts that bore you should be deleted.
Moderator's Murphy's Law: Take a vacation and s**t hits the fan.
Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist.
Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over his/her own two feet.
Moderator: One who has the ultimate twit list.
Moderators - I guess everyone has to get off welfare sometime.
Moderators die at an early age; murdered by their wives.
Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-17.
Moderators do it for the ugly thrill of it.
Moderators hate On Topic messages, nothing for them to do.
Moderators need to moderate in moderation.
MODERATORS shouldn't get personal..... don't you agree..
Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind.
Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER

[Redcloak]

That was moderately informative.

[Teacher317]

My moderator can beat up your moderator.

I wonder if Registered could do a quick revision of a 'Mod Squad' poster. ;^)

[Gelato]

Hey! You forgot Moderator Rule #5: All your post are belong to us