[Don Myers]

"I am married, with 3 children, am a far less than perfect Orthodox Christian, and I'm a dedicated parrothead." <[> I think that you are far too modest. I don't think you are a Christian at all. Have you seen a doctor about that head problem?

[Storm Orphan]

I don't think you are a Christian at all.

Oh? So you're the judge of that?

Pleased to meet you, Jesus.