[longshadow]

Ah, but I'll have my battery-powered anti-jelly field generator. Something I've been working on in my spare time. (You've heard of anti-matter, well ... naturally there's anti-jelly too!) Trust me; I'm gonna beat this thing.

PH, not you, too? I had no idea you were a defrocked scientist working on perfecting some form of medvedian malarky in your basement in your spare time. I expect a hyperlink from the "Bearfabrique" website to your secret work will be put up shortly, followed by spamming of all FR threads with impassioned diatribes about the World-Wide Conspiracy to Suppress anti-Jelly Field Generators. Evidence of this conspiracy will know doubt be derived from "channeling" the thoughts of a psychic parrot......

.... or was it a psychic ASCII bat?

[PatrickHenry]

From the article:
The idea behind such a catastrophic possibility is supersymmetry. This theory of the Universe states that every particle that makes up matter has a heavier ghostly partner that has similar but not identical properties.

If true, current data implies that the Universe must be perched on an unstable vacuum and "could suddenly condense into jelly and cause this catastrophe", said Dr Allanach.

There's your answer! We all have to walk on tip-toes. Don't to anything that would upset the universe.