[PatrickHenry]

Can you imagine the tedious movie Hollywood might make of this?

This latest scientific discovery definitely has me spooked. I'm starting to plan my Jelly Shelter for the back yard. I fully intend to survive this thing. I shall make use of the well-known physical fact that bread always falls jelly-side down.

[VadeRetro]

But even the bread will be jelly! Even the wall of your shelter will be jelly! There's no escape!

(But if it does work, open the door for me, OK?)