Here is the Lightfoot translation. Although he does acknowledge the Ignatius letter as authentic, he translates universal in lieu of Catholic church.
8:6 Wheresoever the bishop shall appear, there let the people be;
8:7 even as where Jesus may be, there is the universal Church.
Still looking for the Paula Zahn translation.-:)
Wherever it is, I'm sure its flashing its sexy legs, sneering at Republicans, sucking up to Democrats, and getting fired for shopping itself around to other scholars.