[SodiumWarthog]

There's also the impossibility of the position he strives to put you into: i.e. prove the negative. Prove that the conspiracy does not exist. Can't find proof of it? Use your initiative ya' slacker!

I found the proof of it. All I had to do was look under the rosin figurine of the Eastern European castle on my desk. It said "Made In China". See? See? The Eastern Europeans and the Chinese are in it together. The bastards are even being open about it! I'll bet you don't even have the initiative, nay - the courage to examine your dog's chew toy to see that the Chinese are behind that as well. Those Of Us Who Have Not Mastered Capitalization Know The Real Truth And You Are So Blind That You Do Not See Nor Mix Your Metaphores.

NaW.
(There I go mocking again...)

[Poohbah]

The Froot Loop Konspiracy Kultists are too easy a target, dude :o)