I'm still in trouble for yesterday's post about how to answer "What are you thinking?"
1 - "What are you thinking?"
I'm thinking I wish you'd shut up and stop asking me questions so I could think.
2 - "Do you love me?"
I answered that question already. Weren't you listening?
3 - "Do I look fat?"
Auuughh! Stop asking me questions!
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
I wasn't even looking at her boobs, I was looking at the mailbox across the street.
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
Oh, these questions will kill me before they kill you so the answer is - pull up a brimstone and ask you to sit next to me so that my hell would be complete.
Oh, crap! Now I'm in trouble again.