… when does a woman care for a man's company?
when he owns it.
… how many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?
three, if you slice them very thinly.
… why do men get married?
so they don't have to hold their stomachs in anymore.
… how do you get a man to do sit-ups?
put the remote control between his toes.
… what did God say after creating man?
I must be able to do better than that.
… what's the difference between men and government bonds?
bonds mature.
… what is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
they're married.
… why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
so they can find their way back to the house.
… what do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?
a widower.