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I Love Her, But..... (a collection of men's thoughts on their women)
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Posted on 09/05/2001 2:02:56 PM PDT by SAMWolf
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To: SAMWolf, glock rocks, NittanyLion, Barak, et al . . .
Gentlemen, you all have gonads the size of churchbells . . .
I would never share this kind of anecdotal information about my better half on a forum like this. My wife of seventeen years might actually see it. My life is complicated enough already . . .
I may be BraveMan, but not FoolishMan . . .
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posted on
09/05/2001 4:30:22 PM PDT
by
BraveMan
To: SAMWolf
Another gem, SAM!
Anytime Mr. uvular looks like he's gonna be exasperated with something stoopid I've said or done, I 'flash' him, and all of a sudden, he forgets he was gonna get mad!
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posted on
09/05/2001 4:40:51 PM PDT
by
uvular
To: SAMWolf
I Love Her, But.....I love her, but I love her even more.
To: uvular
Anytime Mr. uvular looks like he's gonna be exasperated with something stoopid I've said or done, I 'flash' him, and all of a sudden, he forgets he was gonna get mad!You are pissing me off.
(stares expectantly)
To: Lazamataz
brownie points?
To: sirgawain
Truth.
To: M. Peach
I just remembered something my
former wife used to do: I had a nice stereo, but couldn't run the volume up to where it sounded really good, so I used my headphones a lot.
On a typical Saturday, the door to my "cave" would swing open, and she'd stand there with this look on her face, and, once I removed the headphones, would angrily state that she'd been calling me.
She was annoyed because I didn't answer her ... (duh!).
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posted on
09/05/2001 4:55:43 PM PDT
by
Marauder
To: windcliff
Sure one of 'em up there keeps it interesting. The first time every time.
Say it!
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posted on
09/05/2001 4:56:08 PM PDT
by
onedoug
To: SAMWolf
counting my wife and our teenage girls, that's four women. Somebody's always got PMS. --Everett, Little Rock, Ark.
I love that one...my cousin has three girls, and her husband swears that he is living in Hades, because each woman has her own week for her 'crabby woman cycle' as he calls it...he wonders why they cant all just get together, and have their 'cycles' at the same time...
Naw, he figures, they just do this on purpose to bug him...
To: BraveMan
Here, here...well said!! 'Course, she doesn't think twice about sharing ALL of our intimacies with her girl friends. And I used to wonder why they all giggled when I walked into the room....
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posted on
09/05/2001 4:56:58 PM PDT
by
HiJinx
To: uvular
Anytime Mr. uvular looks like he's gonna be exasperated with something stoopid I've said or done, I 'flash' him, and all of a sudden, he forgets he was gonna get mad! Why can't they all do that?
To: Marauder
Yes, you can live without them. My divorce was final 11/12/84. Not all men are fools, some are batchelors.
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posted on
09/05/2001 5:06:33 PM PDT
by
stumpy
To: SAMWolf
I've been married since 1974 and I still agree with the premise that if they didn't have certain attributes that there would be a bounty on them. LOL!
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posted on
09/05/2001 5:07:00 PM PDT
by
Movemout
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
09/05/2001 5:09:42 PM PDT
by
uvular
To: SAMWolf
"my wife thinks everyone should be a vegetarian. During meals, she asks people how they can eat dead cows, or if they know that their pork chops used to be smarter than their dogs."
May I suggest separate dining rooms?
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To: OwenKellogg, Dog Gone, logos, RightOnline
For some reason, I'm having these vague thoughts of Thanksgiving and floating pecans.
Comment #38 Removed by Moderator
To: Publius6961
I dunno; cuts waayy down on nights spent arguing over piddly things!
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posted on
09/05/2001 5:16:34 PM PDT
by
uvular
To: SAMWolf
...and I still love her butt! I wanna kiss her but...
She won't let me!
I wanna whisper sweet nuthin's
In herrr ear!
I wanna hold her behind...
Closed doors & more
I wanna kiss her but...
She won't let me!
...........................Dick Cavanaugh
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