Here are some I found on the web (edited)you might be homeschooled if...:
You come to school in your PJ's.
Your biology lab consists of assisting in your sibling's birth.
Your stacks of books to check out is taller than the librarian.
Your PE comes from chasing little toddlers around.
Your school bus is a 9 passenger van.
You consider school work after lunch to be cruel and unusual punishment.
Your father has ever told the check-out lady at Wal-mart, "We're on a field trip."
Your teacher has ever written your report card on a napkin.
You have to move dirty laundry off your desk before your can start school.
The signatures on your diploma all end with the same last name.
Everyone else in the world is referred to as "Non-homies."
Your first real date is on your honeymoon.
The word 'homework' sounds like an foreign language.
Your yearbook is also your babybook.
A snow day means that you shovel the driveway after you finish your school work.
You enjoy the pastime of watching public school kids walk home from school.
You have to look at the clock to see if you can call your public school friends yet.
You have to decide what year you want to graduate.
The teacher can kiss the principal, and no one thinks it's unusual.
You get to school and the teacher asks you if you've done all your chores.
Russ :)
She went and met her son's so-to-be kindergarten teacher and was alarmed by streaked-and-spiked red hair and 4 inch high-heels. She was terrified of the "whole language" approach to reading. Kid has her priorities right.
- your kids may never know what to pay for an ounce of dope.(while living in your house)
- your kids will have a worth while education.
- your kids will be able to hold an intelligent conversation with both types of people (young & old).
- your kids will respect you in your aged condition & before.
Your kid rips a historian's PhD to shreds in a 25-page paper, prepared in full MLA style, footnoted, with a 11-page bibliography attached, all without a single error in spelling, grammar, punctuation, or factual content--before his 14th birthday.
Your 17-year-old kid gets a 1550 SAT score, aces his GED exam, and gets rejected from 50 different universities for having published all 170 of his thesis rebuttals on his own website, www.who-gave-these-idiots-tenure.com.
Perhaps there is hope.
if your first gradr can read and
make change for a dollar and
tell time with an analog clock
if your first grader can read and
make change for a dollar and
tell time with an analog clock