Canada Has Invented An Acronym So Woke, You'll Need To Be Sitting Down For This

Outkick ^ | April 9, 2026 | Zach Dean

[Salman]

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MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+. That is an unserious country. That's the only way I can explain it at this point. They're just unserious people. We can't ever – and I mean ever – take them seriously again. Not that we really did before, but it's truly over now.

For those wondering, MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ stands for: Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual+ people.

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[Salman]

So much more sensitive than even totally lefty USA people.

[Sicon]

Q: Have we reached peak retard yet?

A: No, not even close.

[Reverend Wright]

Seems like a very complex replacement for “fag”.

[MoreMAGA]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/WZ_TRG7ySJ0AAAAd/blazing-saddles-could-you-repeat-that-sir.gif

[Deo volente]

I want to add WCC to that.
White Christian Conservative.
Is that okay?

No, I guess not.

[Libloather]

[budj]

What? No PWMFH (Plain White Mother F*^*kin' Hetero's)?

[Scrambler Bob]

So where is the “B”?

For Boys?

Put that in or I will not participate!

[Resolute Conservative]

I get the MMI part ad that is a problem and needs some attention, but lumping that (more like a crime (murder) against women) in with those deviant-behavior (sexual preferences) crap is slap in the face of Indian tribes that they are now considered a deviant behavior problem.

[ansel12]

How is that spelled in Polish?

[TalBlack]

This is what happens when cultures become so “open minded” that their brains fall out.

[Steely Tom]

Reminds me of Koyaanisqatsi, a word which means "life out of balance" in the Hopi language.

It is the name of a documentary, made in 1981, with music by Philip Glass.

Here is a short version of the theme song. The entire video is, I believe, on YouTube. It's easy to find by name, for obvious reasons.

Koyaanisqatsi

[ssfromla]

Everyone is in a victim class until they invent more.

Who is not in a victim class and they're fair game to discriminate against?

Want to send a message to those who discriminate against white conservative men?

Claim 9 dependants on your W2s. Cutting off the head of the snake is the way to kill it.

[PGR88]

Someone needs to write a song with that title.

[vpintheak]

Mentally Ill. Simple, correct, and to the point.

[central_va]

NWM Not White Male. Would be easier.

[jurroppi1]

OK, first off, that’s an initialism - at best. Acronyms are supposed to be pronounceable. Unless, of course, we changed the meaning of yet another word.

[Lockbox]

Missing and Murdered Indigenous

So if Missing but not Murdered then you're not included? Or if Murdered but not Missing, also not included? So confusing and does the chronicalogical order matter? If understanding depends on the sequence then it matters a lot... just so confusing......

Also, can the MP still represent those citizens of her district if they do not match any of those letters? If she/it cannot, then isn't that discrimination?

[DCBryan1]

B will be for beastiality

[sphinx]

Watch the video clips. She rolls off the acronym very naturally. She seems to actually think in those terms and has internalized the bafflegab.

Someone on the scene who wanted to make the point should probably bring charges and sue her for microaggression because she did not provide anyone to sign for her her, or provide simultaneous translation in 15 native languages, plus Swahili, Hindi and Mandarin.