Let’s Go Brandon!
I will apply the old Detroit joke to Chicago.
In most places if someone hears a loud bang outside they rush to the window to look to see what’s going on.
In Chicago, everyone just instantly hits the floor.
I would like a scene where Brandon and Pritzker are mouthing off against Trump and how safe Chicago is, followed by a hail of crossfire and screams of victims dropping.
Like the great Patton scene of the guy bragging about how safe they are from Germans violating their airspace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpEtHWMpiFc
Gotta get your hublnting done before the NG shows up and starts shooting( straight) back. Its not fun shooting when the other guy shoots back without closing his eyes at every trigger pull.
Better idea use Shitcago as a open bioweapon test range with live weapons