Iranian Ex-President Ahmadinejad survives Near-Fatal assassination attempt

NEW.AZ ^ | 17 June 2025 21:24 | NEW.AZ

[tumblindice]

He’s not completely dead?

[tumblindice]

Paging the Coroner of Muzzkinland!

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“ On the evening of Monday, July 15”

July??

[perfect_rovian_storm]

He’s been mostly dead all day.

[rfp1234]

He must still be wearing the same Members Only jacket from 2005.

[Words Matter]

As in “wiping Israel off map” islamist.

[piasa]

Could be error - someone very hastily wrote this storey to try to dampen news that he’s dead.

[piasa]

Could be error - someone very hastily wrote this story to try to dampen news that he’s dead.

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Iran’s cybersecurity authority has banned officials from using devices that connect to the internet, apparently fearing being tracked or hacked by Israel. According to the state-linked Fars news agency, Iranian officials and their bodyguards have been told they are not allowed to use any equipment that connects to public internet or telecommunications networks.

[Organic Panic]

Ahneedajihad will have a long career at Columbia university teaching international relations. They love that killer

[Az Joe]

Quit posting stupid shit

[mass55th]

Darn the luck!!! He’s not dead yet??

[Jonty30]

And I made popcorn.
Aw well, I can still eat the popcorn

[piasa]

Monday, June 16 maybe... unless this was an old report. He’s probably had enemies trying to get him for years.

We’ll know he’s dead for sure when the Code Pink ladies become out in tears and latch onto a different tyrant.

[piasa]

Maybe the CIA spy squirrel got caught in the vent.

[No name given]

Apparently not.

[Bob434]

Must be news from,the psychic hotline

[Bob434]

My brother in, away makes a mean Carmel popcorn. So good.

[DollyCali]

Almost dead as in turnip President Biden?