Jeff Bezos’ dazzling fiancée Lauren Sanchez, who rocketed to space with her girlfriends, sailed into Cannes on a $500 million superyacht to accept a climate-justice award.

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[ClearCase_guy]

Rich people giving other rich people prizes for being so awesomely rich.

I have no problem with people being rich. But they need to stop telling me how to live my life. They have no clue.

[flair2000]

“Dazzling”??? Yuck!!!

[TheThirdRuffian]

Was her lover/baby daddy also on board as he has been?

Or was she stuck with Bezos?

[MinorityRepublican]

OK

[TheThirdRuffian]

“ Global Gift Foundation”

I thought she got the golden globes award.

[MinorityRepublican]

I have no problem with people being rich. But they need to stop telling me how to live my life. They have no clue.

I enjoy them being rich. I would rather them to act like Hugh Hefner.

Not George Soros.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Nothing says “climate justice” like rocket ships, mega yachts, helicopters and private jets half way around the world.

[ModelBreaker]

I wonder how much CO2 the space launch generated. I suspect it makes the yacht seem like a piker.

[Ronaldus Magnus III]

the mammoth Bezos yacht is trailed by a $75 million support vessel, the Abeona. This 247-footer carries an arsenal of toys, tenders, and the helicopter Sánchez uses to fuel her high-flying passions.

Oh, my. Let's get a meme going for the mega yacht trailer. Repaint the outside with the U-Haul logo.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

No kidding. “Rode hard, put away wet” was coined for women like her.

[DIRTYSECRET]

I’d accept it. What the hell?

[blackdog]

That’s one premium patch of fur, folks.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Or was she stuck with Bezos?

Bezo's really thinks he has something there in Hotdog Lips.

[hoosierham]

I’m not sure if we weren’t better before all these tax-exempt non-profit institutions run by hypocritical rich people.

[vpintheak]

I’m with you. They’re rich, who cares? Start trying to order me to do things, tell me I should do things, then we have a problem. They are people like me and have zero authority over me.

[Fungi]

I’ll bet the boobs are fake too

[Rinnwald]

Yikes! Don’t click on the link.

Bezos is marrying the Jack Nicholson-era Joker.

[Resolute Conservative]

I don’t find her attractive in the least.

[V_TWIN]

Agreed. I’m not into surgical enhancements......and she looks to have had many.

IMO the female form is much more attractive in the natural state.

Bigger.... ain’t always better.