Cops make gruesome discovery near Taylor Swift’s beloved ‘Holiday House’

NY Post ^ | 5/16/25

[Impala64ssa]

No comment from the authorities as of yet.

[Veto!]

Whata’s a “Taylor Swift”?

Some kind of bird? Not sure I give a hoot about it.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Somebody check Rex Heuermann’s prison cell and make sure he’s in there.

[albie]

I think it’s what happens after taking laxatives

[DAC21]

Is Travis Kelces whereabouts known? Swift is not going to be scorned by a man for the eighth time in 10 years.

[bk1000]

“I would definitely disagree with that,” Day said. “I think finding a leg is very suspicious.”

Never thought I would read that.

[HombreSecreto]

Shark

[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

Might be one of those boys she devoured and spit out, then wrote a tune about.

[Bob434]

land shark no doubt

[BobL]

I was wondering why Trump unloaded on Taylor Swift yesterday...now I know.

[dfwgator]

We’re gonna need a bigger boat!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Taylor Day, a local resident, said “I think finding a leg is very suspicious.”

Make her an honorary LEO!

[CondoleezzaProtege]

I heard this headline is PR intended to distract from Swift’s subpoena in the Justin Baldoni vs Blake Lively saga.

[MayflowerMadam]

“I think finding a leg is very suspicious.”

I was watching one of my true crime shows and a laid-back, low-key detective had just arrived on the scene. He drawled: “I saw a dog running by with a human hand in its mouth, and I said to myself, ‘Now, that’s not something you see every day’.”

[TornadoAlley3]

Likely human remains
No foul play?

[BEJ]

Taylor was filming Jaws and a real shark went for her, and she did get a call from Paul McCartney saying he thinks she’s still cute.

[enumerated]

It’s like a wishbone for sharks. Whichever shark gets the leg with the private parts attached gets its wish.

[Irish Eyes]

What way does the tide flow. Missing man that went swimming at night at Long Beach on Long Island. (April 23) I do not think he was ever found.

[gildafarrell]

The butler did it.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

If they notice teeth marks on the bones, the suspicion will return to Taylor Swift.