Hey Democrats, wake the f—k up

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | March 13, 2025 | By Drew Magary

[artichokegrower]

The sky is falling. The United States federal government is being illegally dissolved before your very eyes. The workers you rely on to ensure that you don’t eat ground beef tainted with paint chips are being laid off en masse. Immigration and Customs Enforcement raided your office last week and asked for your papers, even though you were born in Fremont. A fire tornado is due to touch down in your backyard next Tuesday. Your parents are terrified to board an airplane. Your gay nephew is terrified to go to school. Your 401(k) is in the toilet. MEASLES. Measles have returned and want to eat your baby.

[artichokegrower]

Yes, I hate Trump and Elon and all of the s—t-for-brains voters out there who were like DURRR THESE FELLAS ARE JUST WHAT WE NEED TO CLEAN UP WASHINGTON DURRR.

Ah let me revel in my Schadenfreude

[Sicon]

Hey Drew, go get yourself a Zima and calm down.

[GSWarrior]

When ICE shows up at your door, make ice tea.

[1Old Pro]

The sky is falling.

I stopped reading there. The sky is NOT falling.

[Carl Vehse]

It’s too late. TDS has rotted out Drew Magary’s skull.

[Kudsman]

Drew is not well. I hope he can pay for his own therapist.

[packrat35]

Somebody been smoking crack and writing at the same time.

[rktman]

Or, dems could just “F” off. I revel in their lamenting and use their tears to clean greasy car parts.

[shelterguy]

He sounds sad. He should go skydiving without a parachute.

[Diogenesis]

[SMARTY]

They LOVE their hysterics

[BenLurkin]

“The workers you rely on to ensure that you don’t eat ground beef tainted with paint chips...”

It’s hard to understand how anyone could simp so hard for government. It’s incomprehensible.

[MCF]

“Ah let me revel in my Schadenfreude”
Indeed, it’s a lovely thing.

[Kudsman]

I wonder how he is going to feel when the Democrats shut his beloved government down? Lmao

[dagunk]

Laughing....

[TornadoAlley3]

The entire article is funny. He’s right. The left has no one. Nothing. He skewered everyone of them.

[Thank You Rush]

“”Speaking of head injuries … John Fetterman! I’m a fellow brain injury survivor alongside John.””

Don’t anyone tell the writer he didn’t survive!!!! He still has problems.

[Ueriah]

Gavin Newscum could possibly be effective, but they would never push him, because he is a white man and none of their base would embrace him.

It’s hysterical.

[Thank You Rush]

Is there anything uglier than that thing on the right? Her horse must have been tied up outside in the cold as she had the horse blanket on.

[Beowulf9]

Whereas the left wants us to eat meat made in a lab and foods mixed with insects.