Thanks for the PING,
From “Adventures with Teega”
His majesty is napping on yon skirted chair that he is
forbidden to nap upon!
He apparently has been using my computer while I slept
in sweet repose.
How to drive my hooman Mama an Papa insane
with my exceedingly bad behavior!
He has deduced that the easiest and quickest way to do so
is to take upon the behavior of an American Liberal.
Hence his indifferent boredom while Mama stands over him
crying and telling him that he has broken her favorite cookie
jar that came from France and she paid an exorbitant amount of money for!
(feigning indifference while licking ones toes seems to work well.)
Pestering her for more food, when he has already been fed 12 times since he arose gives hum perverse glee!
“Slow walking in front of Mama when she wakes up at 4 a.m. and having to pee and just wants to go pee
and return to bed is especially fun!
(Unbeknown to him, she was “Loaded for bear” i.e. A VERY large spray bottle of cold water)
Must knock this thing over and hide it from her!
(As soon as he is done drying his coat over the floor vents)!
To be continued...
“feigning indifference while licking ones toes seems to work well.)”
That’s the cutest, when they wash and spread their cute little toes apart? Can’t be mad at them then!
Looking forward to the second installment