The best part you can have fun and still be ready for war, social break down, economic collapse, asteroid impact, earthquake, whatever. Way more fun to riding some heavy 900 pound fat assed gay parade float around town.
Your bike reminds me of the black wasps that are flying around my farm now, here in northern Ohio.
They’re extremely FAST and can change direction quickly. They scare the crap out of my dogs and me when they sneak up from behind us.