This is a joke. It took a military operation to blow it up. And it wasn’t the Russians who blew up their own pipeline.
Yet, this preposterous cover story will corral the gullible into a dead end, giving deep state plausible deniability, serving deep state's purpose.
Common now!!! It has been proven that Volodymyr Z. an experienced snorkeler stole a rowboat with a battery powered trolling motor less than 100 nautical miles from the series of explosions in the Baltic Sea. He was seen in possession a paper bag full of fireworks including powerful M-80 style firecrackers which have been known to completely destroy standard mailboxes.
It is now believed that Volodymyr Z. Navigated to just above several places above the Nordstream pipeline and used his snorkeling skills to swim down and to the 1.5 inch thick 4-foot diameter steel pipes and used duct tape to attach the M-80 firecrackers. Authorities are still working out how he lit the fuses under water and managed to get them all to go off at the same time despite being miles apart. But he is a very clever guy. If only a secret service sniper team had been present... this would have been an open and shut case.
Thomas Crooks aka Volodymyr Z...