Not one reference of clarification of what “uncorking the Bazooka” means in this article. Was the Editor drunk?
Starbucks wants to market the concept that the purchase of a cup of coffee makes the purchaser cooler than those who didn’t. Which is a load of hogwash. Purchasing Starbucks shows only how stupid the purchaser is with his money.
“uncorking the Bazooka”
That caught my eye too. How old is the author? What on earth does the word “bazooka” even mean to someone under sixty? Maybe it’s in some video game somewhere?