There was a hilarious scene in the “M*A*S*H” TV show where Frank Burns put in for, and was awarded a Purple Heart for “catching a shell fragment” in his eye. Hawkeye said “I treated that injury, Frank; you cracked open an egg and got an egg shell fragment in your eye!”.
Tim Walz is the Frank Burns of our era...
And Kamala is “Hotlips Harris”..
Somebody should photoshop this and put their faces in it...