And then, when the Iraq deployment crunch came, Sir Timmy bravely ran away.
Brave Sir Timmy Ran Away!
When danger rears it’s ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!
Yes, brave Sir Timmy turned about,
And gallantly, he chickened out!
Swiftly taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat!
Bravest of the Brave, Sir TIMMY!