[CFW]

""We're aware of an issue affecting Windows devices due to an update from a third-party software platform. We anticipate a resolution is forthcoming," a Microsoft spokesperson said. According to an alert sent by CrowdStrike to its clients and reviewed by Reuters, the company’s "Falcon Sensor" software is causing Microsoft Windows to crash and display a blue screen, known informally as the "Blue Screen of Death".

[Boogieman]

Hahaha. All these years of me ignoring CrowdStrike’s sales calls to my company because of their complicity with the DNC’s hoax over Hillary’s emails is finally paying off.