The air up there is thinner, probably would have passed out if up there in that rare atmosphere.
All my agents are afraid of heights, and it is in their contract to not be more than a few feet off the ground.
Might actually see a sniper, and then would need emotional guidance for a year or so during rehab after such a frightful event.
And the winner is:
I was ordered to do so.
Don’t forget, it was a hot day, hotter on a tin roof, too hot for safe working conditions authorized by OSHA.