They just can’t bring themselves to say, “Assassination attempt fails”.
Like CNN said, he fell at a rally! So he is just like Joe Biden. So there!
I imagine the media is all caught off-guard by this. I mean, they had it all planned out and were ready to run with headlines of “Hurray! Dictator Trump Killed By Brave Freedom Fighter!” and when Trump survived it threw them all off their stride and they are fumbling around trying to recover.
/s