A-ha
Joe Biden is the dumb one - Pinky
Barack Obama is the Brain Trying to Take Over the World
sounds about right
Biden: I am running the world!
Interviewer: Who told you that?
Biden: Jill, my first wife, that’s who.
Interviewer: Who told you to stay in the race?
Biden: Why, the “colored” guy, Brad...I mean Barack.
Interviewer: Really? Obama told you to stay in?
Biden: No, it was Hunter, my daughter, she told me not to give up.
Interviewer: Mr. President, would you agree to a cognitive ability test?
Biden: Why no, I have these tests everyday, in the Grey House. Everyday I am given a set of crayons and blank paper. I do real well too.