Someone forgot to tell Japan, China, and South Korea about this miraculous “diversity.” If only they had known about it, maybe they could have made something of themselves.
Part B to the above: Funny how the Left worships “diversity” but never proposes it as a solution for the crushing poverty of non-white third world nations. Hmm….
When his department head advised him of the publish or perish mandate, he realized that he didn't know a damned thing about business...so why not write about something related to affirmative action (like how diversity is actually profitable).
It sounded good on paper (he thought) so he sold it to McKinsey and Co.