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Other Biden exploits:

1) First man on the Moon.
2) Raised the pride flag on Iwo Jima in WWII.
3) Invented the cure for polio.
4) Dated Marilyn Monroe.
5) Helped MLK nail his feces to the door.
6) Has three imaginary cabinet officers: Squeaky, Mr. Bubbles and Alejandro Mayorkas.

[John Milner]

7. Captain of the Enterprise on its 5 year mission with R2D2 and Princess Leia.
8. Drove his Corvette around Dead Man’s Curve (and beat the Jaguar) without crashing. Wrote a song about it for Jan and Dean.