WD40 and Duct Tape - cures what ails you...
I had fatal brain cancer.
By spraying WD40 into my mouth, the cancer cells just flushed away.
I used duct-tape to tape my head closed after I used a pen to dig out the remaining cancer cells.
Reminds me of a patient I once had. Got his big toe nearly cut off. Doctor wanted to amputate; nope. He went home, sewed it back up himself and began clean transmission fluid soaks. It healed. He was diabetic, too.