[nitzy]

After criticizing Boeing, the head of the FAA concluded his statement by saying “...and I have no intention of harming myself.’

[SaveFerris]

[After criticizing Boeing, the head of the FAA concluded his statement by saying “...and I have no intention of harming myself.’]

The following is satire. I'm certain that Hillary von Pantsuitness would never be involved in anything nefarious.

I also believe that Joe Biden is one of the greatest thinkers and most articulate speakers of our time.