Apologize to monkeys. Sure, Doctor Zaeus was pretty bad and destroyed the world during the final sequel. But the overwhelming majority of monkeys are peace-loving, productive denizens of rain forests, who hunt for fleas, eat stuff, and sh!t all day.
You are right.
I didn’t mean to hurt their reputations. I have always loved them and their relatives. Every Which Way But Loose, Monkey Business with Cary Grant and many more.*
Your line “who hunt for fleas, eat stuff, and sh!t all day” does apply to the Dems, though.
* Cheetah who played Tarzan’s sidekick in the 1930s and 1940s films was beloved by audiences and even had his own fan club.