“”..hitting one in the torso and the other one in the torso...”
“Not a good night to be a torso.”
LOL. The entire article is comical. I think the reporter was sitting at the bar when it was written...
The waitress calls the boyfriend who is in the bar and he takes a gun from his car - his car was in the bar?
“The waitress calls the boyfriend who is in the bar”
Article never states he was ever in the bar.