If coffee is ever banned, or so highly regulated as to be unaffordable, then anyone named Hubert Keller will need 24/7 bodyguards. People are NOT going to put up with this $hit much longer, and that will put a bunch of people over the edge.
Life is beginning to imitate "Demolition Man"....
"I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here, maybe starve to death."