As the fog starts to disperse, as a very loud robovoice
“System Armed!” “System Armed!”
then an ear-piercing wail with “GAS! GAS! GAS!” repeated several times. Do this in English, Espanol and maybe in Standard Madeiran.
Might be fun to see the reaction.
The TV show “The Office” was ahead of its time (2 minute clip):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtGCC-DleX0
Might be fun to see the reaction.
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Might be? I think hilarity would be guaranteed! Perhaps add some sprays just outside the exits that would would lay down a nice layer of lubricant so that the perps couldn’t even stand up as they were scrambling to get out.
Try going to a place where the ILLEGAL AILENS are in large numbers (in front of a Home Depot, Lowe's, Food Stamp, etc) and start yelling "IMMIGRATION !!! CBP !!! FEDERALLIES !!!" It's like walking into a room and turning on the lights and seeing the cockroaches scatter.