Reminds me of that Frasier episode with Lilith.
(her) husband is off in New Zealand exploring a volcano.
Why couldn’t she go with him?
Well, because if she accidentally fell in the shock wave from the hottest thing in nature meeting the coldest would actually crack the Earth in two.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYdu1vaQBAE, 0:40
This nitwit volcanism and his whole extended family should be thrown into an active volcano...to save errfff.