With Trump’s trial for reporting certain payments to his lawyer as “legal expenses,” when those payments were actually to keep a certain embarrassing thing secret, it’s a good time to test your knowledge of the connections between sex and presidents.
1.How should Trump have reported payments to keep an affair with a hooker secret?
A.”Payments to keep an affair with a hooker secret”
B.”Legal Expenses”
2.How did Hillary Clinton report payments for sex dirt on Trump known as the Steele Dossier?
A.”Payments for sex dirt on Trump”
B.”Legal Expenses”
3.Why is Trump’s affair with a hooker worse than Bill Clinton’s series of affairs with economically-dependent persons?
A.Sex in conjunction with prostitution is worse than sex in conjunction with sexual harassment of subordinates
B.Hey, Bill Clinton’s a Democrat.
4.Why is Trump’s misreporting of his hush money payments to a hooker worse than Bill Clinton’s lying under oath in a court of law about sex in conjunction with sexual harassment?
A.Lying about sex isn’t impeachable
B.Hey, Bill Clinton’s a Democrat.
5.Why is Trump’s affair with a prostitute worse than Hunter Biden’s affair with a prostitute?
A.Hunter Biden had an affair with a prostitute?
B.Orange Man bad.
6.Why is Trump having unprotected sex with a prostitute worse than Hunter Biden having unprotected sex with a prostitute?
A.Hunter Biden had unprotected sex with a prostitute?
B.Orange Man bad.
7.When did Trump have his affair with Stormy Daniels?
A.Recently (since leaving the White House)
B.While he was President
C.Within two or three years of becoming President
D.A long time ago
8.Did Trump have affairs with any attractive women?
A.No, they were all dog-faced pony soldiers.
B.Yes, with a Playboy “playmate of the month” (and maybe others)
9.Did any U.S. President, other than Trump, have affairs prior to office?
A.No, Trump has been the only one.
B.Yes, many that we know about.
10.Did any U.S. President, other than Bill Clinton, have affairs while in office?
A.No, Clinton has been the only one.
B.Yes, many that we know about.
ANSWERS
1.B. Legal Expenses
2.B. Legal Expenses
3.B. Sex in conjunction with forcing yourself on economically-vulnerable persons is worse than than sex with prostitutes.
4.B. Lying under oath about sex is worse than reporting a hush money payment in a way that doesn’t reveal what you’re trying to keep secret.
5.B. Both Hunter Biden and Donald Trump had affairs with prostitutes. The only difference is Orange Man bad.
6.B. According to Stormy Daniels, Trump had unprotected sex with her. The DNA of his love child proves that Hunter Biden had unprotected sex with his prostitute. The only difference is Orange Man bad.
7.D. a long time ago; viz., in 2006, ten years before being elected President, and eight years before becoming a candidate for the Republican nomination.
8.B. As to why Karen McDougal isn’t ratting on Trump and Stormy Daniels is, let’s just say there are different kinds of prostitutes out there.
9.B. Among others to have had affairs prior to being President was Grover Cleveland. Cleveland fathered a child through his affair, and financially-supported that child through adulthood. I could also mention Warren Harding. His pre-White Office affair was with a neighbor, and during the campaign, the Republicans put her and her husband on a long cruise to French Polynesia.
10.B. Among others to have had affairs while President was Jack Kennedy. It is said the CIA kept two prostitutes available to satisfy his needs. Also, the aforementioned Warren Harding. While President, he had sex with an admirer in a hall closet, from which came a love-child.
There is a major flaw in your test.
The trash bag admitted that she LIED. She never slept with Trump.
So, basically he was the victim of extortion based on a fraudulent premise to tank his chances of becoming President.
She should be prosecuted for election interference.
I wish the defense could show that test with the nswers to the jury. In lieu of what democrat slime have done already, I bet they are engaging in jury tamperingin this trial.
A+ *****
Excellent! I quite enjoyed that especially 5A. 🤣