Yoits, old Beelzebub and her countless minions are licking their chops waiting to receive you in the flames, my bigoted little man (or woman)! To escape eternal punishment you need to immediately contact the closest priest and have him hear your disgusting confession. Even after you do that you still may be sent to Purgatory for several centuries. So cease your lying and say a few decades of the holy Rosary and, perhaps your Blessed Mother will ask her Son to go easy on you!
Again, please share what you know to be true religion.