“ I don’t know, Jurker...the Eastern/Central Eurasian countries that they originated from”
You mean like Poland? Romania? Tajikistan? You know, all the countries that were gleefully slaughtering Jews back in the 1940s? Would you have been stupid enough to stay or move there?
Check that, this is you we are talking about. Of course you would be stupid enough to do that.
“Nah, they’re not the true Israelites. They’re from Judea and then co-opted the Israel brand and weaseled their way into Palestine.”
Where did your family come from, Scooter? How long have they been here? 3 or 4 generations, tops I’d bet. By your, for lack of a better word, reasoning you’re not a true American.
“(See, I can type a single monogram letter too!)”
You don’t do it half as well.
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